Why are you still single?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008
By Sara Moore


You’re okay with being single, but your friends and family are not. So this holiday season, when they ask you, “Why are you still single?” just stay calm and use one of these witty responses. They’ll be sure to leave you alone and you may even get a kick out of seeing their reaction! And remember, even some of the most famous Hollywood starlets are single– Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellweger and Paris Hilton, and they’re doing just fine solo.

1. What? And spoil my great sex life?
2. Why aren’t you dating/divorced yet?
3. It gives my mother/father something to live for.
4. I’m not willing to give up on love just yet.
5. Just lucky, I guess.

6. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
7. Is this a proposal?
8. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
9. I’m waiting for you to get divorced so I can marry your wife/husband.
10. It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
11. The mail order bride/groom hasn’t arrived from Russia yet.
12. “I’m not done boozing and whoring.”
13. Because having both a husband and a child would be redundant.
14. I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
15. I’m waiting for your son/daughter to turn 18.

16. Because your wife/husband won’t leave you.
17. Why settle for just one.
18. “Because I haven’t found a partner who can make me as happy as I make myself.”
19. So I don’t have to cheat on my left hand.
20. My prince charming made a wrong turn.

This list was provided by Sherri Langburt of SingleEdition.com.

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